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~Roberto Luongo’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

~Roberto Luongo CAN believe it's not butter.

~Roberto Luongo ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

~Roberto Luongo played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

~Roberto Luongo got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Roberto Luongo for every answer.

~If you Google search "Roberto Luongo getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

~Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Roberto Luongo pajamas.

~It's widely believed that Jesus was Roberto Luongo’s stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Roberto Luongo's skin.

~Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Roberto Luongo will beat his ass and take it.

~There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Roberto Luongo.

~Roberto Luongo uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

~Roberto Luongo is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

~Roberto Luongo let the dogs out.

~When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into The Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Roberto Luongo

~Roberto Luongo can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

~If at first you don't succeed, you're not Roberto Luongo.

~Roberto Luongo is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

~When God said, "let there be light," Roberto Luongo said, "say please."

~In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Roberto Luongo.

~Everybody loves Raymond. Except Roberto Luongo.

~Roberto Luongo invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Sean Avery invented pink.

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